I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

(via trust)

I suck at texting unless:

  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via weallstar-reaching)

"I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted."

(via bl-ossomed)

I am

(via b4be-s)

(Source: slugly, via weallstar-reaching)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via weallstar-reaching)